"No no no, David Bowie was an anomaly. The Spice Girls are a universal constant."

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"I aim towards Sweden with a lustful gaze"

This session is out of control (via outofcontextdnd)

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thegroovygatsby:

zeppelis:

this has gone on too far

they’re just trying to make sure you’re not a phony

thegroovygatsby:

zeppelis:

this has gone on too far

they’re just trying to make sure you’re not a phony

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foreveralone-lyguy:

foreveralone-lyguy:

Who the hell invented the word “smexy” and what the fuck does the letter m in it even stand for

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thanks

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myfandomsdontallfitinthisurl:

Kids who choose to sit quietly in the back corner of the room by themselves usually have a reason for that and that’s usually because they like to work by themselves and i have never met anyone whose reason is “because I want the teachers to ask me awkward questions and try to get me involved in class”

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skylarkjanina:

kaosunseen:

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THAT IS THE BEST USE OF THAT PICTURE I HAVE SEEN IN A LONG TIME

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fancyferengi:

like what the actual fuck would happen if those two were to start a family tho

just imagine cecil announcing on air

"carlos and I are expecting a baby. we’re expecting a baby, but it could very well be a jar of live hornets or a signed picture of Jim varney. just you know, whatever the night vale adoption agency happens to send out that week.”

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vertigokiss:

slackerlackermotivation:

needs to be put up in every school 

moreover, it’s not my problem if they don’t. i’m not here to be eye candy. i’m allowed to wear shorts, i’m allowed to show skin, i’m allowed to have stretch marks and scars and blemishes and moles.
that’s really when everyone’s offended, you know. when you show off your less-than-perfect legs and break the illusion that all women should look good.

vertigokiss:

slackerlackermotivation:

needs to be put up in every school 

moreover, it’s not my problem if they don’t. i’m not here to be eye candy. i’m allowed to wear shorts, i’m allowed to show skin, i’m allowed to have stretch marks and scars and blemishes and moles.

that’s really when everyone’s offended, you know. when you show off your less-than-perfect legs and break the illusion that all women should look good.

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mad-as-a-marine-biologist:

Bat Wisdom

mad-as-a-marine-biologist:

Bat Wisdom

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vulcanator:

happy birth/deathday to my favorite playwright ever, william shakespeare!

vulcanator:

happy birth/deathday to my favorite playwright ever, william shakespeare!

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